is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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