Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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