after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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