I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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