My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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