i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I had to cum in my sink.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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