Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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