Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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