Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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