physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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