I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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