I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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