Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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