I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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