Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i have two assholes
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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