Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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