just come out here and I will go home with you...
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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