Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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