The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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