I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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