Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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