Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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