I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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