I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
