Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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