fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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