i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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