Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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