doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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