is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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