I heard we made out
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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