he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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