I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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