I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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