KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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