You're my little dorito
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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