she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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