he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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