i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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