People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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