Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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