i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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