i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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