I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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