if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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