I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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