You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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