Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just sent this text using only my big toe
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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