Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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