It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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