if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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