She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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