I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We just shotgunned beers for America
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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