Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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