So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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